Frank: Christmas?

Frank: Christmas?

Frank: This is the real world, Susan!

Frank: This is the real world, Susan!

Frank: If this doesn't work out, next year we'll be having Christmas

Frank (off): ...on Skid Row!

Frank (off): ...on Skid Row!

Sue: Keep your voice down!

Sue: Keep your voice down!

Sue: We have to put on a brave face for the kids

Sue: We have to put on a brave face for the kids.

Frank: The kids?

Frank: The kids?

Frank: Who - the flunky?

Frank: Who? The flunky?

Frank: The pyro?

Frank: The pyro?

Frank: Mr. Fucking Coconut?

Frank: Mr. Fucking Coconut?

Frank: Face it, Sue.
Frank: Our family is pretty

Frank: Face it, Sue.

Frank (off): ...fucked up!

Frank (off): ...fucked up!

Frank: Our family is pretty

 

Sue: How dare you say that!

Sue: How dare you say that!

 

 

Kevin: Dad, I need 20 bucks

Kevin: Dad, I need 20 bucks

Kevin: ...so I can tell my boss I sold these trees.

Kevin: ...so I can tell my boss I sold these trees.

Kevin: And 50 bucks

Kevin: And 50 bucks to fix

Kevin (off): ...to fix a guy's windshield.

Kevin (off): ...a guy's windshield.

 

Frank: Exhibit A!

Frank: Exhibit A!

Maureen: (Sobbing)

Maureen: (Sobbing)

Maureen: I looked everywhere and

Maureen: I looked everywhere and

Maureen: ...I still can't find Major!

Maureen: What if he's dead?

Maureen: (Sobbing)

Maureen: (Sobbing)

Frank: Ah, then he's

Frank: ...the lucky one!

Frank: ...the lucky one!

Sue: Frank Murphy, you stop that right now!

Sue: Frank Murphy, you stop that right now.

Sue: Honey, he didn't mean that.

Kevin: Seriously Dad,

Kevin: Seriously Dad,

Kevin: ...I need that money.

Kevin: ...I need that money.

Kevin: That guy said he might sue you.

Kevin: That guy said he might sue you.

Frank: Well, he better do it quick.

Frank: Well, he better do it quick.

 

 

Bill: Jimmy Fitzsimmons is coming to kill me!

Bill: Jimmy Fitzsimmons is coming to kill me!

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