Frank: Christmas?
Frank: This is the real world, Susan!
Frank: If this doesn't work out, next year we'll be having Christmas
Frank (off): ...on Skid Row!
Sue: Keep your voice down!
Sue: We have to put on a brave face for the kids.
Frank: The kids?
Frank: Who? The flunky?
Frank: The pyro?
Frank: Mr. Fucking Coconut?
Frank: Face it, Sue.
Frank (off): ...fucked up!
Frank: Our family is pretty
Sue: How dare you say that!
Kevin: Dad, I need 20 bucks
Kevin: ...so I can tell my boss I sold these trees.
Kevin: And 50 bucks to fix
Kevin (off): ...a guy's windshield.
Frank: Exhibit A!
Maureen: (Sobbing)
Maureen: I looked everywhere and
Maureen: ...I still can't find Major!
Maureen: What if he's dead?
Maureen: (Sobbing)
Frank: Ah, then he's
Frank: ...the lucky one!
Sue: Frank Murphy, you stop that right now.
Sue: Honey, he didn't mean that.
Kevin: Seriously Dad,
Kevin: ...I need that money.
Kevin: That guy said he might sue you.
Frank: Well, he better do it quick.
Bill: Jimmy Fitzsimmons is coming to kill me!